Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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