In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
