Cold hands, warm shart.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I fill condoms, not promises.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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