Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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