i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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