No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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