At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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