Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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