I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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