i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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