just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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