Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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