Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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