he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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