Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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