dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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