My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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