carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
where am i from again
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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