Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
