fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Ladies don't puke and tell
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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