You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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