Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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