Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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