I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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