its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
wow bdsm is so cute
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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