OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
