It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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