is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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