She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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