we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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