Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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