i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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