Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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