I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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