woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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