**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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