4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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