piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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