yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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