drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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