I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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