At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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