I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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