there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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