just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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