It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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