Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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