the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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