Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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