They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
