I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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